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Page Not Found
(Old Apache Saying)
I looked and I looked and I looked
I couldn't find it, I'm sorry, I give up
Page Not Found
(Old Apache Saying)
I looked and I looked and I looked
I couldn't find it, I'm sorry, I give up
This problem could exist for many reasons. Among them:
You typed the wrong URL
The page can't be found
The page doesn't exist
The page never existed
The page did exist but doesn't exist now
The page was repossessed by the IRS and sold at auction for back taxes
The page is in Jimmy Hoffa's pocket
The server is out of viagra and couldn't get the page up
The dog ate the page
The page soaked up too much wine last night and didn't show up today
An alien beamed the page up to the mother ship and is performing experiments on it
There was a disturbance in the force
All of the 1's and 0's assigned to the page are on strike
Solution 1 - Shut down the computer and go to Kelly's Pub for a few cold ones (Recommended)
Solution 2 - Go back to your previous page
Solution 3 - Go to the home page
Just so your time is not totally wasted, here's a picture of a pretty girl:
Also, here's a Pina Colada recipe:
One Part - 1 1/2 ounce light rum
One Part - 1 1/2 ounce coconut cream
Three Parts - 4 1/2 ounce pineapple juice
Combine in blender with ice and blend until smooth
Serve in chilled glass with a straw
Garnish with pineapple slice and maraschino cherries
Do not consume if you are pregnant or plan on operating electric saws
One Part - 1 1/2 ounce light rum
One Part - 1 1/2 ounce coconut cream
Three Parts - 4 1/2 ounce pineapple juice
Combine in blender with ice and blend until smooth
Serve in chilled glass with a straw
Garnish with pineapple slice and maraschino cherries
Do not consume if you are pregnant or plan on operating electric saws